kristin has been a bad kristin
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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