i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
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