I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
My vagina just clenched in fear
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
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