Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
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