Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
Randomize
