You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
Come on in and take your pants off
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