so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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