I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
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