I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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