come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
If you don't answer the phone then I will be forced to leave you a wonderful voicemail of me throwing up
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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