I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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