she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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