Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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