i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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