all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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