I can't watch pbs sober anymore
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
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