so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
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