I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
Randomize
