i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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