so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
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