If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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