I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
I was not drunk enough for that final.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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