fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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