Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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