wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
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