I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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