your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
So here I am, sexting at work.
Randomize
