And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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