She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
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