can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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