her vagine was all disorganized.
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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