god i wish i could take a shit and a shower at the same time
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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