Hey man sorry I got all grabby
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
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