Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
Dude, I just spun my iPhone on my boner without it falling off. I belong in cirque du soleil.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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