i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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