I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
Randomize
