i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
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