I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
