Even the bartender felt bad for me
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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