Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
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