the new term for farting is butt boxing.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
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