I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Enjoy the penises
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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