Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
I murdered the dance floor call the cops
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
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