I can't watch pbs sober anymore
I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Randomize
