How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
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Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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