They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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