I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Upside of a two-day migraine: thanks to a prominent "E" in the middle of every pill, I think we can totally pass off Excedrine Migraine as ecstasy to stupid, drunk freshman. This is totally going to happen. That entrepreneurship course is paying off.
I need moral support for this bender
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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