I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
she peed on how many people?
So many bounce houses so little time
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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