Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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