no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
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