I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
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