Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
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