I want to stick my p in your. b.
Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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