North Korea, Best Korea!
i just woke up to that girl in my doorway. I kid you not. Tan and lime green thong on. peeing on the carpet in the hallway. Then she collapsed. There is a load of towels in the wash. Just thought you should know when you wake up. Gross.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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